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using frank
How do I use frank?

Get naked and get in the shower. Turn the shower on and dampen your skin.

Get dirty with enough scrub to cover your whole bod

Get rough with circular massage motions, concentrating on problem areas.

Leave scrub to dry for 5 to 10 minutes. Get clean by rinsing the scrub from your body. Repeat two to four times a week.

Oily/combination skin should use a light body wash to remove excess oil.

Remember to patch test first if you have sensitive skin.

How much frank should I use?

That really depends how dirty you want to get. We recommend two to four scrubs a week. The more time you spend with frank the more time he has to target cellulite and stretch marks. Leave the scrub on for 5–10 minutes to maximise results. Things to do while scrubbing include singing, squatting, and thinking about Ryan Gosling.

How often should I scrub?

Two to four scrubs a week should satisfy your scrubbing needs but if you want to get dirty every day frank isn’t going to stop you. The more time you spend with frank the more time he has to target cellulite and stretch marks.

How long do I scrub for?

For as long as you’ll have him, frank is yours. He wants this to be a long-term, dirty relationship. Flings are fun but for real results we recommend regular, ongoing use. Don’t worry you won’t get bored.

Does frank go off?

frank is made of all natural ingredients, which means no artificial preservatives. He has a shelf life of 6 months. Be sure to keep the bag sealed in between uses and store it in a cool, dry place. If water gets inside the packet the shelf life may be reduced.

Will the coffee stain my skin?

NNo. Unless your skin is made of cotton. Don’t worry if your skin looks a little brown during the scrubbing process, that lovely coffee colour washes off straight away. A faint coffee smell may linger for a small amount of time. We think it’s quite nice.

Will the scrub stain my clothing?

Do you shower with clothes on? Remember step one: get naked. If you want to keep warm while you wait for the scrub to dry we recommend a dark dressing gown. But naked is better. Naked is always better.

What if I get frank in my eyes?

Watch out beb. Keep this scrub out of the eye area, if it gets in there rinse thoroughly and avoid rubbing your eye. If irritation occurs seek medical assistance immediately.

Do I apply to wet or dry skin?

Choices, choices, choices. We recommend applying frank to damp skin. For a more intensive treatment you can apply the scrub to dry skin. And if you prefer a paste like consistency, add a little more water while you scrub.

Why is my frank dry?

frank isn't like the other scrubs you might be used to. He's a dry scrub, and that’s part of the reason he works so well.

How long do I leave frank on before rinsing?

The longer you leave frank on, the more time his special coffee blend has to do its thing, like targeting pesky stretch marks, cellulite, eczema or psoriasis. We recommend 5–10 minutes. Be patient — good things take time.

Can I use frank on my face?

Yes, you can use frank on both your sets of cheeks. But scrub gently and avoid using alcohol-based products soon after — your freshly scrubbed skin needs time to breath. Use a soap free cleanser to wash off any excess oil. If you have sensitive skin make sure you do a patch test first.

Will my shower get dirty?

Yes. You have to get dirty before you get clean. Rinse down your shower when you finish, especially if you live with your mother. frank wants her to like him.

Can I use frank before I fake tan?

Hello, sun smart babe. frank is great to use before you fake tan. He exfoliates away dry skin and smoothes lumps and bumps to help your tan go on more evenly, and stay on for longer. But he’s also great at getting rid of old, patchy fake tan. He’s the perfect guy, really.

Eeek, I think I’m allergic to frank.

If you have an allergic reaction discontinue use and seek medical assistance immediately. We recommend you always do a patch test before a full body scrub. Remember that original frank contains almond oil, so if you have a nut allergy you should be wary of this. Perhaps opt instead for his limited edition coconut and grapeseed coffee scrub.

Can I use frank on my tattoos?

Frank loves a babe with tatts. Don’t worry he’ll be gentle on them. Some of our followers even say their tatts look sharper after a scrub session.

Can guys use frank?

Hey, there muscles. Of course they can. frank swings both ways. He’s great at targeting stretch marks caused by rapid muscle growth, smoothing body acne and helping pesky ingrown hairs. Remember fellas, real men scrub.

storing frank
How long does frank last?

It depends how often you want to scrub. We recommend 2–4 full body scrubs per week, which would mean one pack will last about a month.

Can I keep frank in the shower?

Our packaging is waterproof but frank likes to stay dry. We recommend you store frank in a dry area such as the bathroom shelf, or cupboard. Maybe near a mirror so he can check himself out.

My pack doesn't seal properly after use. What do I do?

Use a nail file or thin object to ensure there is no coffee grinds stuck in the seal. Try to seal it again. No luck? We recommend a glass jar or Tupperware container.

buying frank
Where can I buy it?
What method of payment can I use?

Visa. Mastercard. PayPal. American Express.

How long does shipping take?

We don’t mess about. frank is eager to meet you, he is shipped the next (business) day after you order. Our warehouse is based in Melbourne and Australia Post shipping times vary depending on the delivery location.

Please remember, the mailman takes a break over the weekend so orders placed on Friday afternoon will be shipped out the following Monday.

Metropolitan Melbourne. 1-3 days
Country Victoria. 3-4 days

Sydney. Canberra. Adelaide. 2-4 days

Brisbane. Tassie. 3-4 days

Other capital cities. 5-6 days

Everywhere else within Australia. 3-14 days

New Zealand. 3-20 days

How much does shipping cost?

Free for all Australian babes.

$4.50* for New Zealand honeys.

*Unless you buy two then it’s free.

Do you ship internationally?

Hello, foreign friend! Yes we do.

New Zealand honeys you're at the right place

If you are based in America you should be on our US site.

All you other international babes choose your location here.

Tracking number please?

In order to offer all you babes free shipping and to keep frank affordable, frank doesn't offer tracking numbers on orders less than 3 items. He does however send you emails along his journey so you know where he is. .

Aussie babes if you've ordered 3 or more franks, you can track them here, NZ honies you can track your items here using the number found on the shipping confirmation email.

Please contact if you have any questions regarding shipping.

Do you offer gift cards?

Yes we do, and they’re great for last minute presents. Click here.

Does frank wholesale?

At the moment frank does not wholesale, he’s a bit of a control freak so he wants to ensure he knows his babes are getting a product that’s in tip top condition.

What frank should I buy?

Original, coconut or cacao. The great debate. All our scrubs are coffee based and will give you a similar type of tough love. The main difference is the oil content. Original frank contains cold pressed almond oil whereas coconut frank contains both coconut oil and grapeseed oil, plus the added benefits of jojoba. Cacao frank contains cold pressed almond and macadamia oil, alongside walnut shell and cacao extract. If you have a nut allergy we recommend coconut frank.

The second difference is the smell. Ask yourself if you want to get dirty with a coconut scented scrub, an orange scented scrub or would you like to smell like a chocolate cake. If you can’t decide, share the love and get dirty with all three.

Read more about the benefits of each scrub on the product page.

I ordered frank but he is not in my shower yet.

Oh no. Let’s get to the bottom of this. Firstly check the postage times for your location, and keep in mind that weekends are for the beach and sleeping in. frank operates on business days (Mon-Fri) only, same goes for the postman.

Next, locate your confirmation email and check the address you entered is correct. Does your neighbour have your frank?

Lastly, email the frank team at with your order number and they’ll look into it for you.

why frank?
What is frank?

frank is an all-natural coffee scrub for your body- an exfoliator that targets skin conditions such as cellulite, stretch marks, eczema, acne, and psoriasis. He’s made with fresh coffee grinds and a range of other natural ingredients. Just quietly, he’s the sexiest coffee scrub on the market.

Who is frank?

If we told you, we’d have to kill you.

Why is coffee good for my skin?

When caffeine is applied topically to the skin it can stimulate blood-flow and circulation, this may help to reduce the appearance of cellulite. Ground coffee beans are also a natural exfoliant helping to reduce dry skin, as well as target eczema and psoriasis.

Why is almond oil good for my skin?

It’s packed with Vitamins A, E and D to moisturise your skin, as well as linoleic and oleic acids to promote skin healing. Basically lots of good stuff that hydrates your skin and makes it appear to glow.

Why is coconut oil good for my skin?

Babe, it’s trending for a reason, and that reason is because it’s ridiculously good for your body and your skin. Coconut oil keeps your skin hydrated and the connective tissues strong, improving the moisture retention of your skin. It also has antibacterial and antifungal properties.

Why is grapeseed oil good for my skin?

It’s full of antioxidants and has great anti-inflammatory properties, as well as being packed with Linoleic acid, which is great for targeting skin imperfections such as acne. It’s natural astringent tightens the skin while hydrating it and stimulating tissue regeneration.

Why is macadamia oil good for my skin?

It’s a rich source of palmitoleic acid, which is a powerful antioxidant that supports healthy cell membranes, hydrates the skin and supports skin healing. It’s also quickly and easily absorbed by your skin so you’re left with smooth, hydrated skin rather than a shiny oil slick.

What else is in frank?

Both original, coconut and cacao frank contain sea salt, which is renowned for its healing and toning properties. It helps to relieve dry skin, as well as targeting skin conditions such as eczema and psoriasis. Coconut frank also contains jojoba, a botanical extract that moisturises skin to leave it feeling supple and smooth without clogging pores. Jojoba also has proven benefits in treating stretch marks and scarring. Frank’s cacao scrub contains walnut shell. The hardness of this nuts shell means super smooth skin for you babes.

I want a body exfoliator. Is this product for me?

Heck yes it is. You gotta get rough to get smooth.

I have sensitive skin. Is this product for me?

Sure is, frank is new age sensitive guy. He’s also an all-natural scrub made with ingredients that come from the earth. We recommend a patch test first to ensure you are not allergic to any of the ingredients in frank. If you have a reaction discontinue use immediately.

I have combination skin. Is this product for me?

Your skin is a bit of a mish-mash, right? Dry in some places and oily in others? Use frank once a week to remove dry dead skin and control shine. We recommend rinsing excess oil with a gentle soap free cleanser after scrubbing.

I have oily skin. Is this product for me?

Did you know oil absorbs oil? And that caffeine is great for targeting impurities and imperfections such as acne? Just make sure you use a gentle soap free cleanser to wash off excess oil after your scrub.

I'm pregnant. Can I use frank?

Hey, sexy mumma to be. As much as frank wants to be on you, we recommend you consult your doctor before you start using him. frank does have a high caffeine content, so some ladies choose to use frank after they have their bub. However, if you are still drinking coffee it shouldn’t be an issue. We’ve also had many great results from new mums who have used frank to target pregnancy related stretch marks.

Does frank help with skin problems like psoriasis, eczema and acne?

We’ve had great feedback in regards to frank treating dry and tired skin, stretch marks, cellulite, acne, psoriasis, and eczema. Have a look at our feedback page @frankfeedback it showcases some of frank’s proudest moments.

We always recommend you try a test patch first. Just in case you’re a little sensitive. After all, frank is tough love at its best.

If irritation occurs you should discontinue use and consult your doctor.

How long will it take to see results?

Your skin should immediately feel smoother and more hydrated after just one scrub. To see a reduction in the appearance of cellulite and stretch marks we recommend a month of regularly scrubbing. Prolonged, regular use (once a week, ongoing) is best to maintain results. That's lots of naked, dirty time. Just remember that everyone has different skin and as such results may vary from person to person.

Do you have before and after pics?

We sure do.

Check out @frankfeedback, #frankfeedback, and of course #thefrankeffect

Is frank vegan?

Yes. He contains no animal bi-products and he loves tofu.

Is frank tested on animals?

Animals are for cuddling, and they can’t give us feedback. We only test on willing human babes.

Where is frank made?

Frank is made in Melbourne, Australia.

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